So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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