It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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