I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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