What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
