every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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