Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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