He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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