Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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