at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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