your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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