I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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