shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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