I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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