He kissed a someone with a penis
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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