Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just gift wrapped bread.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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