The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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