Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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