I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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