can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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