i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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