Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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