So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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