somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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