You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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