I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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