BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
