I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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