There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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