I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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