i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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