This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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