idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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