No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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