Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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