The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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