You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
my liver is dry heaving
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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