if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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