So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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