no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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