I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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