help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You ruined the universe
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
