We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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