Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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