Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
