We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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