Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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