Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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