the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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