I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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