Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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