Your tits are I can't wait for
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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